Johnny Dusseldorf is now owned and managed by (:_irritainment_:)
Please don't hesitate to contact us should you need Johnny Dusseldorf to preform at any social event. Due to the nature of his debt we would also be glad to hire him out for any type of social occasion be it a birthday clown, magician, prostitute or international drugs mule. Unfortunitly his cronic laziness makes him useless at hard labour but he has little or no self respect and will do literally anything for drink.