Jacko Fiddlybits

Yeah. Jesus Freak Christians, that’s what I want to talk about. You self-righteous stuck up your own arsehole butt wagglers. You communist scum sucking fart bubbles. You Pricks, you constantly go around shoving your bullshit down every fucking brainwashable tit you can find between your wee little pricks and the man who shovels shit on mars. I hate you bastards. But most of all I hate you rotten American Christians, aaarrrhhhhhhgggg. Fuck me pink, I cant stand you spunk monkeys.

I thought the big corporate communist hovel called the Catholic Church was bad but you American retards take the sperm covered shit cake over all others. You scum sucking twats. I fucking hate you pricks. “The lord is divine, all powerful”, you say, well la de fuckin’ da to you. You morons would march into a shit encrusted mine field if some feckin butt hugger thought he saw it in the bible and no sane person in the world could ever convince you smack daddies otherwise, “ this is the divine path” is what you’d say. Then I’d call you a fuckin’ idiot, and then you’d say “No this is the path to god,  I’m going straight to heaven and you’re going to hell you evil, godless person”. If heaven is full of you wank bubbles I don’t want to go there. Keep your fucking heaven you retards.

There’s one person who reminds me of Jesus, and it’s that stupid xenophobic German sausage basher, Hitler. The two of them are complete rectum slop. Think about how similar they were in their approach for a second. Just fucking think about it. The most powerful men of their respective times, subject to delusions of grandeur and spouting hippyesque stream of consciousness, rabble rousing bullshit that makes Jack Kerouac look primitive by comparison. They were both quite insane, and their belief systems helped to create religious based hatred, bigotry, and the systematic butchering and persecution of anybody whose beliefs or lives differed from their own, or those of their idiot bastard followers. And it lasted for years after the deaths of both those crazy fucks. Not too hard a fucking parallel to draw, eh?  So you might be thinking , well, what religion are you jacko, well i’m not part of any double deal happy meal fancy fuckin’ religion but I’m not one of those bastardin’ atheists either. Those poofs are nearly as bad as you cunt sucking Christians, they just go around saying “ Ooo,  I don’t need god, I’m cool, I’m hip, I’m with it, yeah man”. Did you ever notice how all atheists tend to talk about themselves when it comes to their beliefs? Fucking pansy pricks. Die you fuckers and burn in hell, ha hahaha. Well, I guess that leaves me sitting all alone outside my house smoking a big fat chunk of weed and drinking liver rottingly potent poteen out of a dead cats skull, with a big fuckin’ gun making sure none of you wankers come near me, because you fuckers smell like an old mans piss. Ha hahah.

And in conclusion up your rotten dead, umm, let me think, up your dead………………………… Oh yeah.  Jesus doesn’t want me for a bum chum.

I’m not so sure if there are any of these pea – brained, deaf, badly dressed dickheads still around (cos’, y’know, rave ain’t fashionable anymore), but if there are, this is for them. What!? Rave is dead?! Oh, fucking sob, sob. Did anybody actually listen to that tuneless cack or were all those record sales just a figment of my fucking imagination? Who in the name of God’s fucking huge cock could actually listen to, much less be dumb enough to buy it?

The shit for brains that buy Vengaboys and that other brain rotting tripe might have no taste, but at least those groups try to string something approaching a tune together, even if the songs are something I wouldn’t even wipe my arse with. As for what was (or is?) rave, if I want to listen to pigs being castrated with cheesewire while being thrown down the stairs in a dustbin full of spanners, I’ll go around to my pervert neighbours house. That is basically what you tracksuit wearing, horn blowing mongoloids were listening to for years, taking E maaaannn, and getting zonked out of your empty fucking heads. You’d fucking well need to be, to have to listen to that diarrhoea passing itself off as music, Christ , what sort of soulless, bastard foreskin would actually listen to something that creates a herding instinct?

If you bastards acted like herd animals, then you should be treated as such, and be led into a factory and fucking slaughtered to feed the people who actually give a shit. Yeah. Rave was a culture, all right, a fucking bacteria culture, infecting people and making them vomit. Shit, sorry, that was just the music. Rave, R.I.P. Thank fuck. To all the ravers fucking sad enough to be still listening to “cool” dunce music,

go fuck your dead mother.<

These promiscuous assholes are almost as bad as the fags. Going around screwing each other like rabbits on crack. It’s like making a deposit at your local rip off merchant bank, with your dick being the credit card. Just stick it in, make your idiot deposit of braindead sperm, orgasm, and OH MY FUCKING JESUS GOD THAT WAS FUCKING SUPERB, WASN’T IT DARLING? Most guys can’t get it up after several beers and ride like Stephen Hawking on Valium when they’re sober.

There’s no artistry to it as far as these fuckwits are concerned. Just shoot your load, and that’s that. And the fucking fool women just lie there like corpses and let themselves be made love to (read, violated) in this way (That is one stupid term). The idiots that they more often than not are, they feel that they have to fake an orgasm so that Don Juan de Monkey can feel like a king packing 12 inches when in reality he was pig slop on legs packing 3. Men are fools for thinking about it all the time and falling at the hurdle when they actually get laid, and women are the whores who lead them on like dogs in heat only to be left feeling disappointed and empty inside when they find their prospective Loverman has all the sexual prowess of a fucking embryo. If you ever have to actually listen to 2 people humping like farm animals, soak them down with a powerhose and hit them with a few whacks from a conveniently placed cattle prod. That ought to wake them up to the agonising fucking pain and shit for nothing joylessness of their situation.

They really deserve to be told, up their mothers dead arse

The majority of Americans are, without a doubt, the dumbest, humorless shitfaced pricks on the face of this godforsaken mudball, and when they’re not being stupid, they’re telling everyone how proud they are to be an American, and what a great country America is. Bollocks. Americans are uptight, self obsessed shitfucks with the tolerance of inbred hicks and the mental capacity of a lightbulb, and the ignorant fuckers are infecting the rest of the world with their shite music and cocksuck health conscious bullshit. There’s 3 things that make you an outcast in the United States of Arsewarts, and they are (1) Smoking, (2) Drinking, and (3) Obesity.

This is from a country that waters down its beer, is full of intolerant racist dicks, and whose youth are more interested in getting wasted on poor quality drugs than doing anything constructive. Their president got blown off by what appeared to be a fat lab rat dressed in an expensive suit. If that’s the best you fuckers can manage, well what can I say? At least our political leader, even though he is an ugly rat dog bastard, can get a decent bit of juicy poon – tang in the shape of Celia Larkin, whose nipples he can smother with whipped cream and so forth. OOOOHHH…..

Anyway, why the cranky masturbating Yanks are down on booze is fucking beyond me, since their beer tastes like a homosexual’s piss and most of them can’t handle drink from birth. LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID UP YOUR OWN COLON WANKERS!!! Then there is the yearly infestation of American fuckheads into our fair country, trying to trace their roots and pass themselves off as Irish. Here’s a newsflash for you braindead knicker wetting poofs. YOU ARE FUCKING DUMB AMERICANS, YOU ARE TOO DENSE TO BE IRISH, YOU CAN’T DRINK, YOU WILL NEVER BE IRISH. EVER.You coporate cockchuggers make me sick! You can’t go anywhere without sticking your big mange – ridden oars into everything, telling us how fucking great you are when you’re nothing but a bunch of child fucking cockroaches polishing up your steaming turd of a country and trying to sell it to us as a gold nugget. Your Senate is full of utter penises, your president can’t keep his in his fucking pants, and your army is nothing but a bunch of crotch scratching Orang Utangs. And in conclusion,

up your dead mothers arse