Jacko Fiddlybits

Yeah. Jesus Freak Christians, that’s what I want to talk about. You self-righteous stuck up your own arsehole butt wagglers. You communist scum sucking fart bubbles. You Pricks, you constantly go around shoving your bullshit down every fucking brainwashable tit you can find between your wee little pricks and the man who shovels shit on mars. I hate you bastards. But most of all I hate you rotten American Christians, aaarrrhhhhhhgggg. Fuck me pink, I cant stand you spunk monkeys.

I thought the big corporate communist hovel called the Catholic Church was bad but you American retards take the sperm covered shit cake over all others. You scum sucking twats. I fucking hate you pricks. “The lord is divine, all powerful”, you say, well la de fuckin’ da to you. You morons would march into a shit encrusted mine field if some feckin butt hugger thought he saw it in the bible and no sane person in the world could ever convince you smack daddies otherwise, “ this is the divine path” is what you’d say. Then I’d call you a fuckin’ idiot, and then you’d say “No this is the path to god,  I’m going straight to heaven and you’re going to hell you evil, godless person”. If heaven is full of you wank bubbles I don’t want to go there. Keep your fucking heaven you retards.

There’s one person who reminds me of Jesus, and it’s that stupid xenophobic German sausage basher, Hitler. The two of them are complete rectum slop. Think about how similar they were in their approach for a second. Just fucking think about it. The most powerful men of their respective times, subject to delusions of grandeur and spouting hippyesque stream of consciousness, rabble rousing bullshit that makes Jack Kerouac look primitive by comparison. They were both quite insane, and their belief systems helped to create religious based hatred, bigotry, and the systematic butchering and persecution of anybody whose beliefs or lives differed from their own, or those of their idiot bastard followers. And it lasted for years after the deaths of both those crazy fucks. Not too hard a fucking parallel to draw, eh?  So you might be thinking , well, what religion are you jacko, well i’m not part of any double deal happy meal fancy fuckin’ religion but I’m not one of those bastardin’ atheists either. Those poofs are nearly as bad as you cunt sucking Christians, they just go around saying “ Ooo,  I don’t need god, I’m cool, I’m hip, I’m with it, yeah man”. Did you ever notice how all atheists tend to talk about themselves when it comes to their beliefs? Fucking pansy pricks. Die you fuckers and burn in hell, ha hahaha. Well, I guess that leaves me sitting all alone outside my house smoking a big fat chunk of weed and drinking liver rottingly potent poteen out of a dead cats skull, with a big fuckin’ gun making sure none of you wankers come near me, because you fuckers smell like an old mans piss. Ha hahah.

And in conclusion up your rotten dead, umm, let me think, up your dead………………………… Oh yeah.  Jesus doesn’t want me for a bum chum.