Jacko Fiddlybits

These promiscuous assholes are almost as bad as the fags. Going around screwing each other like rabbits on crack. It’s like making a deposit at your local rip off merchant bank, with your dick being the credit card. Just stick it in, make your idiot deposit of braindead sperm, orgasm, and OH MY FUCKING JESUS GOD THAT WAS FUCKING SUPERB, WASN’T IT DARLING? Most guys can’t get it up after several beers and ride like Stephen Hawking on Valium when they’re sober.

There’s no artistry to it as far as these fuckwits are concerned. Just shoot your load, and that’s that. And the fucking fool women just lie there like corpses and let themselves be made love to (read, violated) in this way (That is one stupid term). The idiots that they more often than not are, they feel that they have to fake an orgasm so that Don Juan de Monkey can feel like a king packing 12 inches when in reality he was pig slop on legs packing 3. Men are fools for thinking about it all the time and falling at the hurdle when they actually get laid, and women are the whores who lead them on like dogs in heat only to be left feeling disappointed and empty inside when they find their prospective Loverman has all the sexual prowess of a fucking embryo. If you ever have to actually listen to 2 people humping like farm animals, soak them down with a powerhose and hit them with a few whacks from a conveniently placed cattle prod. That ought to wake them up to the agonising fucking pain and shit for nothing joylessness of their situation.

They really deserve to be told, up their mothers dead arse