Jacko Fiddlybits

The majority of Americans are, without a doubt, the dumbest, humorless shitfaced pricks on the face of this godforsaken mudball, and when they’re not being stupid, they’re telling everyone how proud they are to be an American, and what a great country America is. Bollocks. Americans are uptight, self obsessed shitfucks with the tolerance of inbred hicks and the mental capacity of a lightbulb, and the ignorant fuckers are infecting the rest of the world with their shite music and cocksuck health conscious bullshit. There’s 3 things that make you an outcast in the United States of Arsewarts, and they are (1) Smoking, (2) Drinking, and (3) Obesity.

This is from a country that waters down its beer, is full of intolerant racist dicks, and whose youth are more interested in getting wasted on poor quality drugs than doing anything constructive. Their president got blown off by what appeared to be a fat lab rat dressed in an expensive suit. If that’s the best you fuckers can manage, well what can I say? At least our political leader, even though he is an ugly rat dog bastard, can get a decent bit of juicy poon – tang in the shape of Celia Larkin, whose nipples he can smother with whipped cream and so forth. OOOOHHH…..

Anyway, why the cranky masturbating Yanks are down on booze is fucking beyond me, since their beer tastes like a homosexual’s piss and most of them can’t handle drink from birth. LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID UP YOUR OWN COLON WANKERS!!! Then there is the yearly infestation of American fuckheads into our fair country, trying to trace their roots and pass themselves off as Irish. Here’s a newsflash for you braindead knicker wetting poofs. YOU ARE FUCKING DUMB AMERICANS, YOU ARE TOO DENSE TO BE IRISH, YOU CAN’T DRINK, YOU WILL NEVER BE IRISH. EVER.You coporate cockchuggers make me sick! You can’t go anywhere without sticking your big mange – ridden oars into everything, telling us how fucking great you are when you’re nothing but a bunch of child fucking cockroaches polishing up your steaming turd of a country and trying to sell it to us as a gold nugget. Your Senate is full of utter penises, your president can’t keep his in his fucking pants, and your army is nothing but a bunch of crotch scratching Orang Utangs. And in conclusion,

up your dead mothers arse